Spencer Aronfeld Reports From Inside the Yellow Submarine!

There is nothing wrong with your yellow computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the yellow picture. We are controlling yellow transmission. If we wish to make it louder yellower, we will bring up the volume banana. If we wish to make it softer less yellow, we will tune it to a whisper lemon. We will control the yellow horizontal. We will control the yellow vertical. We can roll the yellow image, make it flutter in a more yellowy way. We can change the yellow focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to an even more absurd yellow. For the next two minutes and yellowteen seconds,, sit quietly and we will control all yellow things that you see and hear in a yellow way. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your yellow computer screen. You are about to participate in a great yellow adventure. You are about to experience the yellow awe and mellow yellow mystery which reaches from the inner yellow mind to — The Yellow Attorney Breakfast Club!